Hot Chicks With Douchebags

After a week spent devising and debating a new philosophy behind web commerce, our heads hurt. David used the word, ’swollen’, but I wouldn’t go that far. It’s more of an academic ache, and the only cure I could think of was a gratuitous, sub navel posting.

Sometimes Vice is just one drunken idea masquerading as a free magazine, a burgeoning web empire and some extreme travel DVD’s, sometimes it distills the inanity of the web into a single post:

‘Hot Chicks With Douchebags shoots itself in the foot. We understand that the name of the site involves the word douchebag, and a light peppering would be understandable, but there’s no need to bukkake us with it: douche accoutrement, douchewank, can of theological douche-worms, douchestrological rank, douche echo, douche-lips, uberdouchosity… Whoa guy, we get it. What is it with jocks and killing jokes?

Learn how to use slang properly by reading Slang Is Totes Stoops In Charge.’

We promise more head relief every Friday.

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