Remote Control Jammer

Yes folks, brought to you by the voice of a Texan cow poke, the Hanbos Remote Control Jammer ‘once in the home’ ensures people can’t skip your ad on the TV.

Sweet viral madness this is inspired, check out the blurb from the site:

“HANBOS Industries introduces the patented XV-2083 signal-blocking chip. An industry first, it combines HANBOS’ latest molecular vibration mat processor with an electromagnetic radiation emitter to function as the world’s first self-activating television remote control jamming device.

The XV-2083 signal-blocking chip has clear benefits for marketers and those looking to improve sales without overspending on advertising. Once present in a consumer’s home, the chip neutralizes any attempt to change the television during your commercial, giving your company a 100% viewing rate, with no improvement to the actual advertisement. The XV-2083 signal-blocking chip. It’s inexpensive and it works.”

I haven’t got a molecular vibration mat processor in my home, but it’s clear I need one.

I salute you Hanbos and your viral insanity. My particular favourite is the team picture featuring some fellow beardies, Abba impersonators and mournful geeks.

Well done Springer & Jacoby International for clearly being drunk when you settled on the name for your company which sounds like you specialise in pedigree Spaniel seed.

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